그림출처 : www.dreadcentral.com
어제는 개봉한지 몇 달된 미스트(The Mist)를 봤습니다.
단순히 괴물영화인줄 알았는데, 데스티네이션, 블레어윗치와 동급으로 찝찝한 영화네요...
특히 엔딩은 정말 할말이 없게 만듭니다.
전 보통 괴물영화는 나름 해피엔딩이라 예상하고 보는데,
이건 완전히 예상을 깨 버리네요~
괴물보다는 안개(mist)로 공포 분위기를 조성하는 씬이 많으며,
괴물이 나오는 장면은 예상보다 별로 없지만 나름 재미있었습니다 ^^;
특히 괴물 중에 최고 무서운 괴물은 (아래에서) 가장 마지막의 Christian Monster 였습니다.
높은 공격력에 비해 방어력이 약해서 다행이었죠...
자, 줄거리는 이야기하면 혹시라도 안 본 분들이 매우 분노하실게 뻔하므로,
여기서부터는 retardzone에 Mist에 나온 괴물들을 퍼다 놓는 걸로 마무리하겠습니다~ :)
Tentacle Monster
Scientific Name: Monasteriense plurestelum
Tentacle Length: About 40 feet
Description: Multiple tentacles enter from loading
gate to devour Norm the bag boy. This particular creature is never seen
again and only the tentacles from this monster are ever seen.
Retarded Facts: When the severed tentacle is poked it rapidly turns into a foul smelling liquid, willing to eat dog food.
Body Count: 1 confirmed kill
Dinosaur Monster
Scientific Name: Ingens ridiculum
Height: 240 feet
Description:
This six legged behemoth would dwarf a blue whale and stood taller than
any land creature found in the age of the dinosaurs. When seen in the
end of the movie the SUV is around the ankle of this walking skyscraper.
Retarded Facts:
Largest imaginary creature monster in film history. In the book this
creature is described as having hundreds of the "bugs" attached to
them. Would need to consume a few hundred dozen people per day to stave
off starvation. Much less talkative than the more realistic looking
trees from the Return of the King.
Body Count: 0 confirmed kills
Wasp Monster
Scientific Name: Magnus punctum
Length: 19 inches
Description:
Apparently attracted to light these large flying wasp monsters have a
very toxic neuro toxin causing massive swelling and death within a few
minutes.
Retarded Facts: Unlike the American
WASP these ones are not white. They are apparently afraid of crazy
women but like to sting younger attractive ones.
Body Count: 1 confirmed kill
Spider Monster
Scientific Name: Receptacle intellect
Length: 44 inches
Description:
Covered in long hairs these spiders, like most movie monsters they lay
their hundreds of eggs in live humans covered in webbing, that with
movie magic take less than a day to hatch.
Retarded Facts:
They shoot acid laden webs up to 20 feet that will cut through human
flesh like butter. On a happier note they have a disarmingly happy
looking skull face.
Body Count: 12 confirmed kills
Pterodactyl Monster
Scientific Name: Ales dinosauri
Height: 3 feet
Description:
These clumsy yet lovable flying dinosaurs love to crash into things if
they didn’t pull meat out of one Tom Smalley’s head. If it weren’t for
that this cute little guy could have been easily the star of a happier
film and have been adopted by some cute little girl.
Retarded Facts:
The largest flying creature seen in the movie can eat a grown man but
it took nearly a dozen passes at a window to break through it.
Body Count: 1 confirmed kill
Lobster Monster
Scientific Name: Gammarus elephanti
Height: 50 feet
Description:
Straight out of general casting at a bad 50s sci ft movie these lobster
monsters love to scuttle around and take revenge on seafood eating
humans.
Retarded Facts: An apparent wrestling match with a victim tied to a rope results in half the body being pulled away from this hungry monster.
Body Count: 4 confirmed kills
Christian Monster !
Scientific Name: Sarcalogos rabidus
Height: 5.5 feet
Description:
Christian woman goes the opposite of Ned Flanders this woman goes
insane and turns most of the grocery store into her own doomsday cult.
Retarded Facts:
Hollywood outdoes itself in making fun of Christians with this one. Not
only does she use the the religion to turn the mob into killing but
before long she even wants to sacrifice the little boy in the movie.
Talk about the opposite of the Christian right supporting our troops
and right to life/family values.
Body Count: 1 confirmed kill
출처 : http://retardzone.com/2007/12/03/monster-menagerie-from-the-mist/
마지막 움짤방은 미스트를 '미스티'로 적어 놓은 어이없는 뉴스입니다.
실론티 친구인가? 미스티...
http://flvs.daum.net/flvPlayer.swf?vid=UnAK5_ou4u8$
